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I'm really bored, and that isn't good.

Who isn't all tied up and wants to entertain me?

I do love my boyfriend. I do love spending time with him. I don't love not being able to be 20 feet away without us being thrown back against each other or having to dodge one hell of an overprotective parent who is wondering why he hasn't seen me since Wednesday. I mean, at least he works third shift so he can't exactly wait up for me. But, he's still getting pretty worried, and when he's worried he over reacts. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried to report me as being missing by this point.

So Cops in the Anaheim area, if an Asian drag queen, most likely in a red wig, tries to say I've been kidnapped, please reassure him I haven't been?