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Well, thanks to Caroline, I have a really good Halloween costume and a huge amount of candy for trick-or-treaters. Since I’m fully in the holiday spirit, does anyone know of any Halloween special events? Halloween movies playing in theaters or pumpkins patches?

I only had to unplug half the electronics in the Cafe today. Jesus christ sometimes I swear. Thank god my stovetop still works. I need a vacation. Again.

I walked into an elevator and I thought I heard laughter.

And now I'm stuck in the elevator.

And it's making 'yum' sounds.

I could break out easily but I don't want to damage someone's property.

Soooo if we had plans, I pretty much won't be making it to anything until whatever this is stops? I'm stuck in my apartment. It literally won't let me leave. Unless someone can jailbreak me I'm not about to climb down th window from the 4th floor, I'm kinda bad at athletic stuff.

Wow, totally forgot I had an account here.

...and now things are weird again. #yourewelcome?

To those who may be in any of my classes this term: if you turned in an assignment electronically over the last week, my office computer is playing "Hide and Seek" with them. So, those grades may be a little late...

( Remnant Filter )

$600 for a case of humanely sourced bicorn horns off the internet is ridiculous.
Not that I know how much they typically go for.
Then again, so is the fact that I now own poisonous flowers.
And that my stereo spoke to me earlier this afternoon.
Also, why is it that I can't cook, but I can make these potions? It's basically cooking.
When did my life get so crazy?