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There's all this stuff in this big house, and it has my name on it. Why? It's weird. I got a lot of mail and stuff like bills. I don't have no money or anything. I haven't seen my mom and dad is probably just drunk somewhere. Hope he doesn't know I'm here. Stefan, where are you?

I got a pool. I always wanted one. Anyone want to go swimming?

(The post is just a video like you would record on Instagram of a three year old little blond boy singing the first verse of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. As Jason gets to the "How I wonder where you are" part, an older woman comes in and screams in the background. The phone falls over when he looks back. A moment later you can see her face as she picks up the phone and the video ends with her frantically saying something about Señor Zeus.)

In all this weird chaos, I do have some exciting news.

I booked a gig at small bar for Saturday. I'm just playing a few songs as an opener for another band but it's a start. Just me, my guitar and a piano.

When: Saturday, 7:30pm
Where: [Bar Name/Address Here]
Restrictions: 18+, as it's a bar, and those underage get a handstamp to show they're underage.

Guess what?

Chickenbutt.

Also i'm on a spaceship! A real one! The Millenium Falcon!! It's super cool. I want to live here forever and go into outer space and fight Storm Troopers.