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I think I might have had one of those dreams you all are talking about, just in time for my birthday. At least, I think I might have. It felt real, but it didn't make much sense. It was my birthday in my dream too, and I was spending it in what I think must have been a safe house with a woman, who I think was my girlfriend. But at the same time, I was also spending it with six other people in a Korean prison, a German club, a beach in Italy, a yard in Kenya, a picnic in San Francisco, and at home in Mexico. And then we all had a

Are all these dreams this confusing at first?

I don't know how to begin about this.

( cut for discussions of death )

I just found out that it's International Cat Day and I can't let the day end without sharing a picture of The Chairman with you all.

( Chairman Meow )