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It's that time of night when the only people awake are new parents and the wives of workaholics!

And the workaholics I guess.

Given that discovery of a possible lake on Mars, there is something everyone should know before going there.

Don’t drink the water.

I don’t know why it hit me today but it did - all the things in my dreams. The army training, the fighting Titans, seeing my friends get killed - I’m only 15 in them. If this is what my life there is like as a teenager - what’s it going to be like if I live to be an adult when I’m older?

Since my last dream I've been wondering what Bill's punishment was going to be for killing one of our own and last night I got to find out. Pam and I were tasked with summoning him for his tribunal with the Magister, but first we allowed him to say goodbye to Sookie at the restaurant she works at. Of course Pam and I took the opportunity to pass out flyers for Fangtasia then we left.

At the tribunal, we were both questioned by the Magister who then told Bill that he could either be chained in silver for five years or turn a human to replace the vampire he destroyed. Silver burns us, so it was no surprise that he chose the less painful punishment.

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I have a question for the other vampires here. I know that the dreams can change us so how long did you dream before changing?

This is equal parts hilarious, horrible, and makes me really really want some good Chinese food. Even if I doubt they’d make fun shaped dumplings for us this way.