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It feels a little odd being back in Orange County after being out of the country for a couple weeks. Though the next time I head to London, I really need to remember to double check if anything, such as a royal wedding, is occurring the day I arrive. That experience only added to my irritation, but I'm over it now. Though I still want to punch Jacob a few more times

Though I seem to not have missed any craziness here. I'm not sure whether I should be disappointed about that or not.

Dear Fuckwits:

I asked for teddy bears. I want my arm back. The other robot one, from Earth.

Insincerely yours,

Anakin


Ahsoka is this evil? [ Picture of newly received mechno-no arm ] How do I get this off? I've tried carbide tools AND NONE OF THEM EVEN SCRATCHED THE METAL.

Tip isn’t the most observant thing in my Dreams apparently, judging by his shouting for the Sawhorse to listen to him and stop after it knocked Jack over so that he goes rolling off the road. It takes the Pumpkinheaded man to point out that the horse doesn’t have ears so he can’t hear anything said. Or shouted. It finally comes to a stop and comes over to check Jack and I out - and okay it’s way of walking is kind of adorable because he rocks his way along moving both legs on each side at the same time - and then I get Jack to hold it still so that I can give it ears.

But as soon as it hears our voices, it goes taking off, knocking both of us over. It only stops when it steps in a hole and goes flipping over on it’s back, but it’s still trying to run - which is still making me laugh to think about now - and Tip goes over to flip it over after getting it to stop running. It broke off one of it’s ears but nothing else seems to have been hurt, and after teaching it some commands, Tip makes it a new ear and then drills a hole in it’s back to put a stick in for Jack to hold onto and ride the rest of the way to Emerald City. And then we make camp for the night and that’s when I woke up. Has anybody else had that happen in their Dreams? You fall asleep in them and that’s when you wake up?

Oh, Dreams, keep on being fun, yeah? This life I lead is incredibly fascinating. The Dreams just make it more so.