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So after waiting to see how the latest cliffhanger is resolved..... not only have we ended up in space because of yet another monolith, but we are now apparently in the future as well. Because of course we are, why not.

Well, I could not stand by forever, it would seem. A group of terrorists intended to set off a bomb in a courthouse in London, but I stopped them and saved the people they'd taken hostage. Apparently I can move faster than bullets from an assault rifle. And the looks on those men's faces when I stopped them and saved everyone was rather priceless.

Though I cannot deny there is a palpable vacuum in the world with Superman being dead. There is more chaos and fear in the air as the world mourns. I have a sense of dread about what is yet to come.

You know what I miss? The good old days where if you wanted to get something off your fucking phone and onto your goddamn computer, you just used a USB cable and dragged and dropped. Why the fuck do they always have to make shit so goddamn complicated? I fucking downloaded like, three programs to figure this shit out and I still couldn't get the file off my fucking phone.

In other news, it looks like I'm going to need a new computer. And maybe a drywaller.