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That is not news I wanted to wake up to, but the large green brutes that came out of that portal in Irvine are from my dreams.

They're very dangerous and unless you're skilled in combat you should avoid them. Even alone they can prove challenging.

In my experience some can be reasoned with, particularly if you can appeal to their code of honor, but these ones are ... beefed up by corrupted, demonic magic. Prone to blood rages and the like.

So I’m going to have a party Saturday. Anybody on here who wants to come hang out at my beach house - message me and I’ll give you the address. I’m going to have food and drink and who the hell knows what else delivered. All you have to do is show up and hang out for a few hours - listen to me play some of the music I’ve been working on during my dream induced lockdown if you’re into that. And the only orcs here are the ones in the game on my PS4 - Orcs Must Die.

So. Don't go outside. You probably saw everyone else's posts about what's goin' on and think 'oh it can't be so bad, I've seen worse!' No way, these buggers are smart. And that makes them scary. I plan to hunker down and sit the rest of this out!

And if you're one of those hero types that wants to look out for everyone else, bless you. After all this blows over, come over to Baxter's and there's a coffee and danish in it for you.

( Audrey )

( Henry )