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As I was walking in the store today, some teenagers were opening the peeps and putting them in sexual positions on the shelves. Easter meets April Fools Day. It wasn't that awesome, but I couldn't help but laugh a little bit.

As I was thinking about some old pranks, a few of my favorites from my school days come to mind. So if anyone wants some good pranks ideas, my suggestion would be to text your mum or whoever with the phrase ‘got 2 grams for $40.’ If you’re not feeling that, then text a friend from an unknown number with ‘I’m pregnant’ and watch some great things unfold. The first got me in a lot of trouble, but it worked way too well. The second is just good fun and produced a few unexpected confessions among friends. Fair warning, you don't know what you are going to get.

How is everyone else doing?

Since we all need a distraction from screaming peeps.

My girlfriend is jacked, just saying.

( Cut for suns out guns out )

So I'm never buying Peeps again.

Had a packet of them on the coffee table and Chewie's big enough now to start trouble and pull stuff within reach. He got into the packet of Peeps...

The screaming. It was horrible. Chewie thought they were toys...

Two of them survived and are being kept safe in my room. Not sure what to do with them yet.

There were huge eggs all over the campus, but no one ever told us we were having an easter egg hunt? You'd think there would have been flyers about it. They’re really pretty, I can’t imagine how long it took to dye them. What even lays eggs this size?

I’m dying here. I was just scrolling through facebook and saw this:



I was completely torn on if this was a real thing you can buy, or if it was an April Fool’s joke. I mean, I’ve seen unicorn cereal in stores, which is reboxed fruit loops? So it could be real. But the way they advertised it, I wasn’t sure.

The website cleared that up for me. I mean, just look at the ingredients list.

What the hell is happening?

I will never try that peep joustin' thing again. I'm gonna have nightmares of that sound now. How was I supposed to know them dang things was alive?

Kept the rest as is and now they're chirpin' and bouncin' about. Cute little buggers.

On another note, anybody else seen those nasty bunnies around? The kind that'll tear your face off if you so much as look at 'em?

I feel it's strangely ironic that I am fending off these bizarre bunnies in my 'cat' suit. I'm sure Falcon would be amused.

There is a literal family of peeps living in my left boot. Every time I try to evict them, they just move right back in.

My dog killed one this morning. Oh god, that scream. Please no.

I've been surprised by the lack of April Fools jokes, maybe people are too busy eating Easter chocolate. I know I am :D

Well, the bar's toast. That many peeps in one place was never gonna be anything but a bad idea.

I had nothing to do with this bullshit, I want you all to know that. I don't care if the Universe has ears, I didn't summon killer easter bunnies or screaming peeps of multiplying death. This wasn't me.

It's the apeepcalypse out there! I managed to capture one of those cute killer bunnies.

I named it George.