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Just an FYI, if anyone ever tries to make a golem of me, in the future, using my life force, I will kick them in the balls.

Just when I thought my dreams couldn’t get any worse they did. I almost got eaten by a Titan but Eren saved me right before it swallowed me and got eaten instead.

[Eren]
Any chance your boss will let you come home early? I need you. I need to see that you’re okay for myself

Well well well - Brakebills is certainly more interesting with Quentin and them there I think. Considering it’s only after they start that the school gets invaded by some murderous thing. I just wish my dreamself could wash my hands of their little group but no - I have to try to help. He better prove worth it somehow.

I have a new cookie recipe thanks to the Dreams but I don’t think I’m ever going to use it. It’s just not my thing. Here at least. DreamJess is getting ready for Sam to come home when their friend Brody shows up, and despite being dressed for bed she lets him in to hang out for a while. I’ve just given up on understanding the decisions she makes.

Anybody else ever wake up in the morning and the only thing running through your head is “Shit I need a drink after that dream?” I dreamt about someone I don’t even know in this life dying in a fire while I had to hold their brother back on the sidewalk to keep them from running inside. Because apparently he was my best friend? Even just writing it here is making my head hurt trying to figure it out.

I think I liked it better when the Dreams gave me a little bit of information at a time. I feel like I didn’t get any sleep at all last night thanks to all the information that got dumped in my head. After Madre was killed, Father had us taken by one of the furies to be dipped in the Lethe river so that we’d forget everything that had happened to us, then we’re taken to DC and enrolled in a military school by a lawyer that has been placed in charge of the trust fund our dead parents left for us. Bianca and I were happy there, spent our free time exploring the National Mall and I kept seeing things that weren’t really there or shouldn’t have been there so the lawyer showed back up and this time moved us to some hotel in Las Vegas. The Lotus Hotel I think is what the sign said. Anyway, Bianca and I walked through the doors and that was when I woke up.

I wish I could chalk my weird dreams last night up to too much wine or eating something that disagreed with me before bed, but I’ve been here too long to try and delude myself that way. I guess I might as well put it out there what I dreamt of right? Seems my life there is almost mirroring the life I’ve lived here in some ways - including growing up as a boy named Tippetarius. At least the old witch raising me there had the sense to shorten it the same way my parents did and calls me Tip. Even if she does use me to do all of the work around her place while she sits around practicing her spells and whatever else she gets up too when I’m not around.

At least I figured out a way to get some fun living with her though. As soon as I’m out of her line of sight I’m climbing trees, fishing, digging up gopher holes. But I guess even with those things to keep me occupied and have fun, boredom was unavoidable and in a moment of brilliance (it’s not bragging if it’s true, Loves) I decided to make a Pumpkinhead man to set up on the road to scare her when she comes back from one of her trips. Just looking at what I made in the dreams - it wasn’t bad work for a little kid. He had jointed arms and legs so I could pose him. I woke up before I could see where I was going to leave him for her, but at least it’s something to look forward to in the next dream, right?

It seems that I can surprise my friends in the Dreams despite how well we clearly know each other. They apparently didn’t know that I could play the piano until we got approached by one of the boys from Ouran’s Elementary level school for help with girls. We failed at first because we didn’t really understand the situation he was in - he was really more interested in winning over one girl that he had a crush on and wanted to impress before she moved away.

I could have lived without a talking cat showing up in my dreams and trying to stick his claws in my baked goods. And trying to convince me to put fish in my desserts. At least I had today off from work so I could get some housework done and not need to worry about cooking anything.

[Thor]
Did I leave my phone charger at your house?