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Did anyone else see the story about the alligators in the frozen lake in North Carolina? That has got to be one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard. They will just stay there until the ice thaws, with their noses above the ice so they can still breath. Who knew that was even a thing they could do?

Know what's worse than being the sudden focus of an obviously bullshit tabloid story? Having said tabloid story brought to your attention by your own students.

Fortunately said students have enough brains in their skulls to know a bullshit story when they read one. Not that that stopped them from spending nearly the entirety of the class laughing and coming up with some (admittedly clever) barbs in my direction.

I'm just hoping the department head has as many brains, not to mention the university board...

...though, all that being said, I choose to take the compliment about my ass for what it is.

I'm in talks with lawyers about Sketer, I'd hoped to get things started before she did another 'report' but I guess some things need to move a little slowly.

You people really like to talk about dreams don't you.

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Does a straw have one hole or two?