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Is justifiable homicide a thing?


Ruby

DO I HAVE TO KILL YOUR BOSS OR THAT RITA BITCH

New Year, new breakup. Way to start that off right. Here's to the next one.

As some say, it can only get better. I'm not ready to start believing that yet.

I have a fucking genie! Well, a Djinn, but same difference. Oh the possibilities this gives me. What do I even do first?

This lovely Skeeter woman and her videos and photos. Pah, as if I haven't been on film for those acts before? Do you know I was paid for it one time, Rita? You're just jealous you can't get any. Might have something to do with your attitude about life, bloody gigantic stick up your arse and all.

My big brother made proper sure to call me right when he knew I'd be sleeping because he enjoys torturing me. I'm afraid I've gone and changed my cell phone number now, so those of you who had it will simply have to deal with 'new phone who this' for a while when I text you.

I don't think I've ever been happier to see my bed than today.