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It’s the best time of the year! The festive ornaments, the glittering lights, the smell of freshly baked Christmas cookies. How could anyone not be jolly?

You know, if I wanted to live in a goddamn winter wonderland I'd move to Canada or something. I'm just glad that I d9nt have to deal with traffic anymore. We've had dozens of accidents since the white stuff started falling. Mostly fender benders, but seems like everyone forgets how to drive as soon as this shit hits the ground. You'd think they'd be used to it after a few years of this.

Chris is excited though. Six-year-olds get excited about the dumbest things. I googled things to do in the snow. We don't have a yard or anything like that, but I think I'll take him to the park after school today to make maple taffy and maybe have a snowball fight. If anyone wants to come along, the more the merrier.

Speaking of Chris, his seventh birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks here. I've got no idea what I'm supposed to do. I guess I could just make reservations at Chuck E. Cheese, but then I'd be expected to pay for all his little friends, wouldn't I? I definitely can't afford that on my salary.

Opening weekend a success besides Armand punching Percy, though I'm fairly certain this is the first time I've seen a few people go for a standing ovation before the end of the first act. Still weird to be acting out my first set of dreams nightly, sometimes twice a day in the span of two and a half hours, though I doubt it will ever not be weird, at least not by the time we wrap production on the 24th. C'est la vie. Such is the life in Orange County.

So, I take it snow in December is kind of a tradition here in SoCal? You know, I wouldn't mind it so much if I still had my car. Riding a motorcycle in the snow is a guaranteed way to break your freaking neck.

I didn't dock in California so that my gorgeous boat could be covered in SNOW.

Oh sure, it's magical, right? Some kind of... I don't know, people keep telling me Orange County's more fun and interesting than I thought, and then here we go. Snow that won't stop falling.

How'm I supposed to have a nice boat party with snow all over? Alright look, I love a good party and I love a good challenge and THIS is a challenge I willingly accept. But I think I'm going to have to hire a crew on again just to clear it all off.

Maybe that's all for the best, the crew I find might be cute.

For the record, I'm pretty sure I had nothing to do with this snow. I think.