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I just gotta say, if you're stupid enough to steal eggs from a velociraptor, you definitely deserve to die.

This post brought to you by the fact TNT is currently showing Jurassic Park III. Yes, the velociraptors are inaccurate, but you still don't go up against them like that.

I know that I haven’t been going to church regularly lately but I don’t see how being greeted at the door as a first time visitor by one of the ushers who called me by name to show they were just joking around is going to encourage me to start coming more often. If anything it makes the idea of staying home with a cup of coffee and enjoying the quiet of nature from the backsteps while wearing my pajamas a lot more tempting.