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I was afraid my tower would become completely unusable, but except for some of the damage everything faded away today.

Whatever god I pissed off, I'm sorry?

pretend this was in the right community all along

I just wanted all of our friends to make sure to wish Armin a happy birthday today. I didn’t get to take him to play hookey this year like I did last year (there’s always next year, though), so I’ll make sure to make up for that this weekend. But after classes today, I am taking him for a very special surprise that we’ve been thinking about awhile. Well, part of the present is from me. Everything that goes with it is from my family.

Any guesses, Indy?

I find it really interesting that throughout my entire career as a villain, never once was I arrested. It's not until Scott bloody Summers that I end up in jail. The break out was a nice touch, but here's hoping that it's actually the end of my relationship with him. There really should be only so much a woman can take.

So, in case anyone was wondering, [Name of Insurance Company] does not cover Acts of Grimm.

During the chaos over Halloween a huge wolfish looking thing landed on my car and completely flattened it.

Better it than me, though.

Well, that was definitely the weirdest Halloween I ever had. And here I thought I'd just sit on the front porch an' let those trick or treaters think my Ravager getup was a costume. Instead I spent the better part of that evenin' whistling arrows through the heads of some crazy lookin' beasts.

This keeps up I'm gonna need a serious vacation from this place.