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I wish criminals here were as easy to deal with here as they apparently are in Canada. Surprisingly, not an Onion article.

I wonder if I can convince these armoured mercinaries to turn around and go home by offering them tacos.

Who asked for a remake of Hocus Pocus? I know a lot of fans wanted a sequel, and I'm one of them, but a remake? I get it - the teens have all grown up so they can't reprise their characters. But I am absolutely convinced that Bette Midler can still bring the part of Winifred to life in a way that no other actress can.

It would have been nice if with everything else that's happened this month the Dreams could have given me a break but I guess that's just to much to ask whatever/whoever is behind them.

It looks like I’m not the only one with powers in mine. My best friend there, can time travel and took me with her. And I’m not ashamed to admit that tunnel she travels through when she does it - is about the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I never want to go in that thing again.

Okay seriously, how long are these guys going to be here? This is getting a little ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with taking down mercs, but seriously. It's been almost a week of these guys and crazy crap happening around them.

sooooo if this week was totally not already awful because someone shot me, i would probably make more of a funny out of everything that was happening. only like shit is trying to seriously fuck with me.

protip: do not get shot. it hurts.

pro-protip: learn magical healing while you can. benefits are great.