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Looks like I'll be sticking around a lot longer than I thought. Maybe it's time I started dusting off the roots.

(Davina)

You still owe me proper drinks.

(Klaus)

We gotta talk.

Oi ya cunts. Surprise! I'm back from the land of tea and crumpets, where people give you funny looks if you say you like their pants.

Did ya miss me? It's hard not to miss such a lovable face so I'm sure everyone did. What I miss?

Mare is just now fully discovering Hades, my black lab. She's always been aware of my black cat, Ares, who constantly tries to groom her, but today she was laying on the floor having tummy time, and Hades came over to lay with her. She seemed rather content with him, and he was patient with her.

Nik, can I commission a few new pieces of art for her nursey? I like the few things you painted for her before she was born and would like a few more pieces.

Things started off kind of less shitty this time. I've actually gotten parental approval and I'm even being paid. Then, as the dreams always seem to go, things got weird. In fact, it got downright awkward and a lot suspicious.

It hasn't been kind of normal since then.