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Show of hands, who has seen Tommy Wiseau's The Room? If you have then you've got to watch the teaser for The Disaster Artist! And if you haven't seen The Room, you should just cause of how bad it is.

Honestly, I don't know who thought this was a good idea. "Modern and surreal humour?" It's as if they've forgotten what Bake Off actually is about. Well, The Great British Baking show here in America, even if it sounds much sillier than Bake Off. I know they announced Mary and Sue and Mel leaving months ago, but every new thing I hear about it makes me hope that the three of them band together to create a new sort of baking show.

Also if they wanted to go modern and sexy, they could have done it on BBC1 and left in the squirrel with the giant testicles. Or they could just let Sue Perkins snog whoever she likes. She is a brilliant kisser.

Considering nothing imploded at work while I was gone, I think they may actually not stare at me like I've grown a second head if I take vacations once in a while. Then again, that stare may have just been because I decided to take a vacation.

Though, I have no idea how I survived the portion of the vacation where I was expected to eat somewhere near my weight in food. I've realized what a normal family is supposed to be like But luckily I survived and actually managed to enjoy myself.

And then I ended up dreaming again, which has been...

The dreams, however, have returned since I've gotten back. I think I could have done without them, but alas. It seems they are determined to make up for lost time.

Someone got some good news for me? Kinda having a bad day. Dreams 'n' stuff, y'know?

Side note, anyone need some winter gear? Got a sudden surplus of it.

[Nico & Will]

I had a fight with my parents a few days ago. Those boxes in the living room are the stuff I left at home when I moved out here.

The heat has me hallucinating. Yesterday, I could have sworn I saw a guy pry open a fire hydrant with a wrench and start drinking out of it. People don't do that, right? ...Right?

Anyway, I'm starting to wonder if California is the place for me. I'm from Canada, and I'm Inuit. We're built for the cold.

Does anyone know if the dreams stop if we leave the network? I'm willing to try it, if so. I refuse to be held hostage by another version of myself's shitty life anymore.