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I wish every time this land did something unusual it was singing. The world could use more singing, it makes it a better place.

I betcha my house smells better than your house.

So....

I need help disposing of bloody bedsheets.

Okay so I need some advice. What do you do for a one year anniversary of a first date?

I have to say that waking up in a pool of your own blood is not all it's cracked up to be. I'm also not a fan of being kicked off a cliff by my girlfriend, but dream me is a little off his rocker, so I get it.

Kronos is a real dick. I hope we never meet because I might be tempted to punch a Titan in the face and I have a feeling that would end really poorly. Like probably I would be dead is how poorly it would end.

Atlas is also a dick. But I doubt anyone is surprised by general godly assholishness enough to really be shocked. Not even a dislike button would work for this. It's more of a "fuck off" button sort of thing.