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So in honor of Mother's Day, Smithsonian posted this article on patents for babies and mothers.

The baby cage is exceptionally terrifying.

Okay, so I apparently got Judy back for her roping me into this ridiculous otter nonsense. In the dreams, there is apparently a "naturist club" which, I guess would be like if humans had a nudist club. Yeah. Apparently animals also have nudist clubs. They're fucking animals, but...who am I to question the shit that happens in my dreams? I don't know. I just know it happened and she's fucking embarrassed as shit.

Meanwhile, I'm acting like nothing's strange about this. I guess because I have the good sense to know animals don't normally wear fucking clothes. Even if I do wear a Hawaiian shirt, a tie, and pants. I don't know. These dreams are fucking weird.

But she got information she needed and that's I guess what mattered to her.

Goooooooooooooooooosh some people are soooooo rude.

Someone actually cut my hair on the bus. There's a section missing at the back. I'm super bummed out.

They're so lucky it wasn't a lot or I'd need to hunt them down and have a stern talking to them. Now I need to get a few inches off my hair.

#sadface!