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Okay fucking seriously, just because it's April Fool's doesn't mean I can get punked in both my dreams and real life. That's definitely cheating. There needs to be a takesy backsie on one of these. Or both. I'd like both to go away.

[Kenzi]

Uh...what the actual fuck? I apparently chose the Dark Fae??? And as if that wasn't enough, the sperm donor that calls himself my father sent me and Lara a wedding gift out of the blue. I'd rather shove it up his ass.

Someone 'pranked' me today by pulling off my scarf and then making it worse by making snarky comments about my scar, implying I cut myself for attention. I recognized him; he's my my psych class. He should know that's not funny. I should have said something like I'd kick his ass if his head wasn't in the way. But I didn't. I just took my scarf back and ran away. At least I can do that here. I don't know if my dream self will ever get away from the staring and the questions. There's a reporter than even comes into the hospital. Dream me might let her write a book, she thinks the book will help people understand her point of view. At least that's what dream me wanted when I was having newer dreams. They've been repeating lately, of the day I got that scar. Maybe that's why the 'prank' bothered me so much.

I want this day to be over already but I sure as hell don't want to go to sleep.

Forgot it was April Fool's today and only got reminded when my regular cashier at the gas station told me that they'd run out of hot dogs and had to switch to tofu dogs. Totally got me. Great prank. Dogone fantastic I'd say. I've seen a lot of them that are the wurst and people should really reconsider what they're doing with their lives.

Set up a prank of my own though, because, y'know. Spirit of the holiday. It's pretty harmless I think, but just in case, anyone in the dorm should probably not use the hand sanitizer pumps.

Americans are so strange. Today is a day for pranks and you announce that you are pregnant or gay, or you try to harm each other, for the purpose of entertainment? In France we just put fish on each others' backs. Sometimes the media says things or makes bad jokes but no one is pregnant.

I have never sounded more like a Frenchman in my life and I am a little disgusted with myself.

I have put fish in the store. If you find them then I will give you my discount.

So watching Ghost Adventures with Will and Sans and all I can think during this episode is "I want to make my own mummy".