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I keep seeing people mentioning dreams all up on this network. Like it's some trendy thing to do or whatever. Did anyone stop to think that maybe they're putting something in our water, huh, to make us have these fucked up dreams. Like, ain't it weird? I think it's weird. Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks this shit is for the birds.

So last night, as long as we're all in a sharing mood, I had a dream that wasn't as fucked as my first one, but still... whatever. I don't even know where my brain is coming up with this stuff. I met a tree. A living tree. Now before you get all smart with me and say "all trees are alive", this tree could walk and it had arms. And it could talk. Well, it wasn't that good with talking because all it kept saying was "I am Groot." But like, I understood it? He said those three words over and over, but it translated as long ass sentences in my head.

I'm supposed to go to work in a few, but all I can think about is this damned talking tree. All I gotta say is there better not be any bomb threats today otherwise we're all up shit creek because my headspace ain't in it.

Well, it looks like Beth's found me in the dreams. I should feel some relief, but I already know what's happening and I don't She gave me her coat. I actually woke up in the coat. It was a little weird, actually. I don't want to keep dreaming

Sometimes it's still hard to believe I own three businesses and am actually successful at it.

Damon, I feel we should go to all our professors who said we'd never amount to anything and flip them the bird. Maybe go be inspiration to the new frat boys in our old fraternity.

Does anyone know when Girl Scout Cookie Season starts? Does anyone have a close connection to a local Girl Scout?