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When I first saw this, I was really disturbed. But once I made it through all the pictures, I can't quit laughing. I need to figure out where I can find this.

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Apparently it’s not enough for dream!me to basically date every guy in Mystic Falls, she has to get engaged to them all too.

I now have two dream engagement rings. I think I’m gonna sell them to help pay for my actual wedding.

Oh and I also received a wedding book. Yeah, no way am I going down the aisle on a unicorn.

ooc: pretend it's just the book in the photo. I couldn't find one of just that

Who else has those moments in their dreams where they just want to grab themselves by the collar and shake themselves really, really hard? You'd think if I was going to obsess over someone, it would be someone I actually like.

Good afternoon, Valarnet. My name is William Laurence, and my cousin pointed me this way after a slightly unsettling dream. I'm a captain in Her Majesty's Royal Navy, though I've very recently been posted here as a Liaison Officer to the USN.

Since it would appear as though I'll be here for some time, I thought it would be remiss of me to not get to know some of the locals here, and to perhaps get some recommendations for local entertainment.

Getting the flu is not exactly what I was hoping for when my classes started up again. My bedside table looks like a small pharmacy. Thanks flu shot. You really did your job.

At least Hulu has all of Project Runway to entertain me in between bouts of medicated unconsciousness.

So plot twist in my dreams!

Apparently our enemy Mojo JoJo is entirely responsible for the creation of my sisters and I! The professor in the dreams had a pet monkey who was a rambunctious asshat and he caused the Professor to add the Chemical X into the perfect girl formula. And it was him! Poor stupid bastard.