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Y'know, as much as dream me seems to love traveling with Hercules it really is tough being the best friend of a demigod and being just so..average sometimes.

...It's equally weird being irritated at someone who doesn't exist.

So this was something a friend showed me today and I have to admit that it did kind of make me feel better about myself. I just thought it was something I'd share in case anyone else needed it. I don't know. Sharing is caring?

It seems at last I've joined the dream club. And wouldn't you know, of all things I dreamt of being a panther in the Indian jungle.

Nothing quite like going all day walking around with a wad of gum stuck to your pants. Sure would have been nice if someone at work had mentioned to me instead of waiting until the kids at the Ranch had a good laugh.

Why would anyone think it's okay to leave gum on top of a chair anyway. That's what garbage cans are for, people.

I probably should adult at some point today and eat something other than watermelon gummy sour patch things but they're just that good.


Unless I can talk anyone into a late night Japanese place where stuff is cooked on skewers and brought to you by amazing chefs? There's an all night one I've been wanting to try.

I can't decide if this is cute or creepy. I'm going with cute. Before anyone asks? No. I don't know if it's a Winchester or a Winchesterette. I'm hoping for a girl.

Don't tell my kid that if we wind up having a boy.

Also? My kid's not going to be allowed to date until they're 18. Regardless of gender. There are too many perverts out there.