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Okay so... I'm not a Werewolf so.. What the hell am I?!

Soooooo I think this geostigma is some kind of comparison to like... child poverty or... something? I mean, it's mostly the kids getting sick. Some adults are getting sick but... like... it's mostly kids. My buddy Yuri broke me outta my dad's stupid house arrest thing, and we tried to find some stuff in the materia caves to help. Course, I just find Nanaki but that's cool too. Pops just shut down the borders to Wutai so we're cut off, I gotta break outta the whole country to go try and help my friends before my whole nation gets wiped out. Yuri doesn't deserve this. Midgar here I come!

Things would he more helpful if Vinnie would answer his phone, travelling on cat-back is bumpy.

In other news! I am gonna kick butt this week in class! Hopefully. If I get up in time. Stupid alarm clock needs to be louder.

Turned in my final paper. Two tests left. The emotions in this dorm are high, and yet with all them in my head I think I managed a B at least.

I'm...not exactly sure where I'm going to stay over the summer. My stuff is packed, I guess I'll just find a hotel for a while. Dad doesn't seem interested in having me with him.

So, I'm looking for someone NOT CRAZY to sublet my apartment.

Any takers?

Okay, so.

I'm not going to drink. I really, really want to, but instead I'm going to fill my wine glass with fruit punch and pretend I'm drinking, because I'm at that awkward point in the 'THIS COULDA BEEN YOUR REALITY' show in my sleep where all relationships are failing. Either because someone got killed (RIP, Ciara and Nadia), or because there's that heroic thing of 'this isn't working but I'm talking shit to end this in order to protect you' crap. The latter was me, because bros before hos. Sort of. Can't have nice things because we're gearing up to fight a big baddy, sorry lover boy. fkshfsfkj right in the feels

One thing I am going to boast about, though, is how I took a chainsaw to some ancient fae's sacred tree and cut the bitch up until she handed me over Dyson's love - he gave it up to help Bo in a succubus fight with her mom, and apparently it was a thing you can put in a bottle? Go figure. Try to diss my humanity again, you old hag, I'm gonna mow your place down with a tractor. Vroom, vroom.

But I guess that also explains the chainsaw that woke up to. Naps are dangerous, and no longer sacred, but I have a chainsaw. The possibilities are endless.

Am I allowed to be one of those disgustingly happy people for a minute and say I got my first roommate, who is my boyfriend, and I feel like my face is sore from smiling so much over it? Because this is all true. Christ, my life is the complete opposite of my dream self.

In other news, if you're looking for a personal trainer, I have some open time slots. Just don't expect me to go easy on you.

I want a new swimsuit, because I see all these articles that are like WHAT SWIMSUIT IS PERFECT FOR YOUR BODY TYPE, but honestly the most important thing is just to have a really cute one, right? I want to look adorable out on the beach while I'm reading under an umbrella and possibly wearing a giant hat.

Another dream last night. And another gift. At least, that's what I assume it was, because I don't remember going to bed with a whoopie cushion. I've been having a lot of fun with it, and many thanks to Nico for not whooping my ass for how many times he's been the butt of my jokes today. I owe you a Slurpee, pal.

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