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How many times, exactly, should I expect to wake up as a woman?? This is bullshit.

No offence, Liv.

The nice part 'bout not actually living in my own body for the last few months especially one that changes shape whenever I want is that waking up in someone else's body? Not as weird as ya might think.

And hey, free breakfast too. This might even turn out to be an alright day. Or it would if I hadn't woken up in the most vomit-inducing bedroom of the century.

I was wondering why I was feeling so top heavy.

How? Why? What is the point of this exactly?

I don't even know who this is.

No.

No. No. I refuse. Absolutely not.

How the hell am I supposed to explain this to my share holders! I can't cancel the bloody meeting and I'm not going like this!

I cannot with the Royal Family - they are adorable. They let Prince George stay up 15 minutes past his bedtime so that he could meet President Obama. IN HIS BATHROBE. How adorable!! Enjoy your dose of cuteness for the day with a picture under the cut.

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