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These dreams piss me off sometimes. This morning I threw up pineapple that I never actually ate. I only ate it in my dreams. Eichorst forced me to eat it. The bastard is seasoning me. A whole fucking pineapple that he cut up and served to me. He plans to drain me eventually, but he's dragging it out. He likes seeing me scared. I'm trying very hard to be brave. Maybe I'm being stupid, but I'm insulting him at every opportunity I get. I told him that he joined the Nazi party because he couldn't get laid. I threw the pineapple in his face. That last one was, perhaps, a mistake as he wound up practically standing on my neck and force feeding me pineapple, but I'm not going to make this easy for him. Asshole.

Anyway, any home remedies for upset stomachs? Ever since this morning I've felt sick to my stomach. I don't think I'm ever going to eat pineapple ever again.

Gee thanks dreams, this is exactly what I wanted to show up.





[OOC: Excuse my photoshop skills, or lack thereof lol]

Waking up to find a prom photo that contains some people that I don't know in real life is creepy, but then again I don't think anything from my dreams that finds its way here isn't creepy at this point.