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So there's a real bitch at the water cooler.

I just invested in these beautiful heels. Black suede, pointed toe, gold studs on the back down the heel. Vaguely sexy. Nothing inappropriate for work. I go to refill my coffee. This woman whose name I haven't even caught yet tells me "Bold fashion choice. I would never wear fuck-me heels to work, but that's a personal decision." then she turns and leaves. Who pissed in her cereal this morning?

I have a very real question that I need a need a very real answer to.

Why do Greek house systems constantly wear togas?

So tomorrow is April first. I wonder how many people are going to get Rick Rolled.

Anyone else's cat sit outside the bathroom door while you're in there? Winston sits there and cries if I don't come out then comes in to inspect the place whenever I open the door. It's like he expects the bathroom has changed or something. He's such a weird cat sometimes.

Is it appropriate to prank one's castmates? I was thinking of switching out the music on the record player with a recording of the Macarena. I have it on vinyl and everything, but I'm starting to have my doubts. Would it be funny or would I wind up with my teacher giving me the stink eye?