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Well it appears I will have to take a personal day from work today. My attempts to get to my car resulted in being swarmed by birds with the most unnerving ability to mimic human voices, particularly those of my family I lost in Africa.

Despite my attempts to send them away in my Panther suit utilizing its tech, they're most persistent. Killing them just makes the group angrier.


I am nowhere near amused, Orange County.

Does someone know how to get rid of these bloody birds?!

Whoever is responsible for this is so lucky that my feet aren't going to be deformed or that I didn't need them amputated. I don't even know who I would have sued had that fog caused any long lasting damage. If it weren't for my internship, I'd be back in New York before the end of the week.

With all the weird shit that's going on, I thought that I would just stay in and read.

Not so sure that picking up "World War Z" was the best choice. However, I've been meaning to finish it, so I didn't really think about how messed up it is to read while shit's crazy.