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I've had dreams spanning centuries of adventures, but I can't recall any incident in which I've ever been snogged by somebody's mother. Thought I'd escaped any further bouts of kissing. December was a bit ridiculous, yet January has gone and given it a run for its money.

Feel a bit violated.

Disclaimer: I've been given permission to post this, so, no ass-kicking should be in store for me.

It might be old news by now, or boring news because it's not as exciting as dream talk, but this is pretty much a GPOY when Emma told me we were adding to our already somewhat dysfunctional and loving family:

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Early July will be upon us soon, and I've been reading a lot of Buzzfeed parenting lols to prepare myself.

Anyway, I guess I could talk about 'the dreams' but no one wants to hear about Lumière the actual talking candle.

Christmas was good.
New Year's went well.

Much food was had. Much fun was had. And so on and so forth.

Anyone got some fun resolutions for the year?

I don't think I spend enough time on this place. But I'm usually too busy.

I slept in and I'm not sure if I'm glad I did or not. I'm kind of glad I actually like sand.

I stayed in on New Years, working on a project. It was nice to relax!

I can't with my dreams. The clone thing, the clone's son, the alternate-timeline daughter....possessing someone's body. I'm not even sure how many of these memories are mine, and how many are the clones, and how many are the Phoenix's. I don't have enough aspirin for this.

Anyone else have friends who are bitter enemies in their dreams?

And can you miss someone you've never met?

This is amazing! Origami robots that are about 1cm long! Looks like people are working towards nanites in real life. The future is going to be incredible!

I can't believe the holidays are officially over. It was quite lovely to have my parents come out here to visit. I just left them at the airport for their flight back across the pond a couple hours ago. They truly loved seeing Sharon's parents and little Viv because they just couldn't stop talking about it. They also got to meet Steve Unfortunately it's now time to get back to work and work off the stone I probably put on with all the delicious goodies that everyone was making the last couple weeks.

May have to think about going to a happy hour tomorrow after work. Any recommendations and who wants to join?

I'm going to be that Scrooge that says they're so happy the holidays are over because I just don't care for the holidays. I'm the one that will take all the shifts just so I can keep myself busy. At least I got to hang out at my favorite Chinese restaurant and they treat me like part of their family now.

Although, I must say my dreams must have known how much of a Scrooge I am because they gave me lots to dream about. Can you imagine squeezing 6 preteen boys into one hole in the ground? Sounds roomy right? Well, throw in 3 more visitors and it's just a riot. I fully understand why everyone is always out and about in Neverland, especially when there are pretty mermaids to see in the lagoon.

Locked from Max Caulfield, open to everyone else
My girlfriend is better than yours. In my dreams, she killed a whole town for me.

I wish I was worth it. She deserves better.

Private to Max
I love you.

You've all inflicted me with this dream nonsense, and I hate you all. That being said: how do I tell someone I've dreamt of him? I barely know him, but he is here in the waking world.

This is bloody ridiculous.