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Ice cream for breakfast! Completely acceptable, if only to show off the food porn in this really cute bowl. But if you're curious, no, I'm not seriously going to eat the pickles with it.

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Obviously, it's safe to say that ice cream for breakfast isn't going to be the one responsible for making me fat in the next couple months. That's a blame that'll go right to Pete. Thanks, babe! Womb lease ends sometime in early June, but it'll probably be here faster than we think.

We're also not naming it after any of you assholes, so don't even suggest it.

Seriously California, I didn't think snow came this far south. Ugh. If I'd wanted snow I would've stayed north, damn it. I was hoping for beaches and sunshine. What the hell is going on with the weather?

In other non-related news, name's Bo, new to town. I'm a bartender looking for work, and hoping the snow doesn't stick around. Like. At all.

My advisor suggested I come onto here to make friends. Hi, I'm Abigail. I'm a freshman at UCI. I don't really know what else to say.

Christmas has come to the OC, again. Not my fault this time! I didn't wish for the snow! Considering most of my employees are freaking out about, well, snow, I'm the only one here at the cafe.

So please flock here and keep me entertained but remember, I'm only one woman and can only cook or serve, not do both at the same time.

Oh and possibly help me decorate? I'll pay you in cookies, food and beer?