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Nothing like waking up feeling like you've been beaten in your sleep because in your dreams you were tossed around by a witch. At least there were some presents sitting on my desk, a new outfit and a very interesting taser.

My Dreams continue to be beyond twisted. You'd think by now I'd be used to it, but it really kind of puts things in perspective when you kill an innocent girl and your best friend decides to comfort you by telling you that you've killed over two hundred girls by his last count.

Maker, I just want these dreams to end already.

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As if being turned into a girl last weekend wasn't bad enough, now in my dreams, I've been turned into a vampire. I was actually buried and had to dig my way out. Now if that's not traumatizing, I don't know what is. Why do bad things keep happening to me?

I always thought meeting people on the internet was a bit odd, and I don't see the point with my lack of ability to form a healthy social life, but this skinny little bar manager I know said this was a good thing to dick around on via the mobile while business was slow.

Name's Hawke. I may have served drinks to some of you, but I only remember the ones that actually made the bloody effort to tip me accordingly.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and cuddles. I like to be the little spoon. It makes me feel safe.

Brilliant. In my dreams I'm now doing business with two creepy old men who look like they could be wax statues. They paid me to make it difficult to get internet access in the New York City area. I'm not sure how I'm going to pull that off nor am I sure why they're paying me to do it, but I'm sure it'll be interesting.

Oh, but before that I got to see my mother remarry. Her new husband was my reason to move from New York to London. Pervy bastard. Can't I just have a dreamless sleep once in a while?