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"You can't wear white. You're not a virgin."

Just one of the many great lines from Bob's Burgers, while the kids are helping bob pick out an apron. If I ever have kids, I hope that they are as amusing as the Belcher children.

In other news, it's almost time for the honeymoon. Kinda getting anxious but it's not like I haven't had time alone with my husband.

Watched the Super Blood Moon the other day; rather brilliant really, though not as impressive as the Diamond Moon of Ragtoroknor... hope I spelled that in Earthling correctly, it really doesn't translate right. There's meant to be a sound that isn't represented in the human language.

Regardless, brilliant moon made of diamonds, and when the sun gets behind it it creates a prism of rainbows all across the planet. Very beautiful, incredibly dangerous, and half-mined by the Rag people for quite some time. But don't worry, they've replaced it with synthetic diamonds.

Whoever it was that told me bringing in a band was a good idea, I just made a boat load of money, had a full bar, and god damned hated it. What the hell was that? God I'd never had to kick out so many puking drunk girls or drunk, touchy type men in my life. I swear it ain't worth a damn nickle extra. I'll stick with my usual style.

How legal is it to have one of these? Where can I find one? And most importantly, how many ways will my landlord find to kill me if I snuck one in to my apartment?

I've never felt quite so piratical as standing on the deck of my ship under a blood red moon.

No rum, because I don't like the taste of it, but I did have a glass of very nice scotch.

No comment as to whether or not sea shanties were sung.