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There are pumpkin spice Peeps, you guys.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK.

Peeps are a seasonal food. They're Easter food. Nobody has ever said "you know what I think of when I think of Fall? Peeps!". EVER. And nobody's gonna. Yes, pumpkin spice is good, but real pumpkin spice is good. Pumpkin pie? Delicious. I'll even allow those Starbucks coffee thingers with pumpkin spice. But you know pumpkin spice Peeps will just taste like every other Peep BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SUGAR MARSHMALLOWS.

STOP IT PEEPS.

I'm just a few weeks away from the opening of Purgatory, and the start of a new school year. Juggling both will be fun - worth it, but exhausting. Maybe it will keep dreams away. They haven't come back for a little while, but it doesn't feel like the end.

I finally get some sleep only to discover those wonderful dreams are back.

Solve one crime, someone else gets murdered the same night. Story of my dream life. Can't a girl just go to college in peace?

Robin Hood!

Alright, so quick dream update. I am currently 'Sworn Brother' to a giant rock guy, who hugs way too hard, and may have actually tried to kill me by participating in a group hug. I'm like 10 in these dreams, I'm small and spongey.

Then, last night I uh... I think...

Okay, I think I'm actually now engaged to a fish woman. So, you know, there's that. I'm also pretty sure she swindled me into it.

And then I woke up.

And my room's walls are now covered in sticks. Long, over-grown sticks. I mean they're huge, and they're hard, and they're strong, and there's WAY too many of them. All over the place. My room's god wood paneling now, I guess.

I also have a sword, which is meant for a child, and so is quite small and probably would better serve as an extremely large and sharp butter knife. Or a machete. I can use it as a machete.

Apparently today was National Cat Day. Church celebrated by sleeping on my bed most of the day and now he's running around like a mad person. I'm very fond of him, even when he's acting like this and I'm quite glad that he's taken to Will and Tessa now. He still won't let anyone but me pick him up, but I have seen him sleeping on the couch with Will or Tessa on occasion.