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One night stands have some common courtesy rules, too. Geez.

My science teacher is incompetent and nearly caught the building on fire today..

So, the Old Man who owns the garage where I work was put in the hospital. He's really old, and now I'm a bit worried that he's I'm going to be working opening to closing shifts for the next week, and I don't get a weekend. At least I'm making overtime.

That being said, come visit me at the garage. Business is slow, and I'm sure to be bored.

Over seventeen years ago, a man named Kyle Reese changed my life forever. At the time, I think I hated him for that. He came into my life as quickly as he left it, when all I really wanted was for him to stay. I was young and alone, confused, and left with the responsibility of raising a child all on my own. I can't complain about that; I can't even imagine a world without John in it.

But I was scared, and angry, back then. I was unorganized, I couldn't even balance a checkbook, and I had no idea where I was going with my life. I had no ambitions and no path; I was completely lost. So you could say that Kyle actually saved my life. He saved me from myself and gave me purpose.

For years after that, I'd dream about him. He'd come to me in my sleep and encourage me to keep going. I haven't had dreams like that in almost six years.

Last night, there he was again. Only this time there were things I can't even wrap my head around. People dying, robots and soldiers from the future. I obviously need to avoid eating anything before bed.

Hello! I'm Naga and I'm new in town. I'm just settling in and I've been going through the job listings and I have a couple of them circled but is it just me or do some of the jobs out there sound really ... Off? I mean, Hot Dog choreographer? Head of Potatoes? MILF Commander?

It's so hysterical I'm laughing.

And who would hire a suspicious fisherman?

This is getting ridiculous. I was in the library, studying when my roommate texted me to tell me that someone gratified all the apartment doors on our floor. This totally isn't cool. How someone did this without anyone seeing them, I have no idea.

So which date is appropriate for putting out?

My mom always told me that eating cheese before bed results in weird dreams.

That would explain the freaky car accident, coyote, and baby doll dreams I've been having lately. Right? You guys are starting to get me paranoid about stupid dreams.

I can't believe I am actually posting this

I just came home to find my bow and arrows from the Enchanted Forest dreams. I'm kind of really excited about this. I haven't done anything with them yet, cause I don't want to accidently break any appliances like a certain Prince Charming did when he got his sword, but I'm looking forward to seeing if I just know how to use them or if I need to learn.