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Why the hell do people always assume kids want milk with everything? No random cashier, I don't actually want milk with anything. Milk is vile. Milk needs to go far far away from me and never return. Furthermore, I'm fifteen damnit. I DON'T WANT IT.

For as grisly and grim as my dreams started, I have to admit, they ended rather well. Or at least, it felt like an ending. There was a deep sense of closure to it, and all the loose threads that I had left hanging were wrapped up quite neatly. After which I flew off to Argentina with a woman I had fallen in love with.

Who could ask for more?

W e l l it's almost time for that annual stampede we call Black Friday.

(Ready your combat boots, Verity!)

I don't have any special sales going on, I learned that lesson the first year I was open. So much broken merchandise! Does Little Timmy need a toy that badly, hmmm?

n o, he does not.

Still, it's almost fun, isn't it? Almost like -- like those gladiators in Ancient Rome or something. Watching people go c r a z y, elbowing each other out of the way to get the best deal. So barbaric!

But I avoid the carnage as much as possible in my own store. Privately owned and all, I have to pay out of pocket for damages. Such a nuisance.

Whoever decided that kitten therapy is a thing may be my best friend.

Watch the adorableness!

I really wish I had one of those boxes some days. Or actually, maybe I should just get a kitten or two. I've been wanting a pet for a while and it'll help keep me company in this big 'ol place.

Especially since I'm still undecided about what to do for Thanksgiving. Not sure if I want go visit my parents or if I want to stay here. And if I do stay here, not completely sure where I what I would do for Thanksgiving. I would attempt to make my own dinner, but I may burn down the place.

Well. We finally made it to Neverland in the dreams. I'm surprised we all got there in one piece, to be perfectly honest. It's not really at all what you'd think it'd be. It's sort of depressing, and a bit terrifying. Like a twisted bedtime story. I'm not really looking forward to what happens while we're there.

[Blocked from Mary Margaret]

I know some people here have magic, from their dreams. I need could really use some help from one of you. I woke up with something from these dreams that I know modern medicine won't cure.

How is it almost Thanksgiving? I'm not ready for the holiday season.