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Oh great. Just what we needed. That.

In case y'all woke up because the sky was suddenly on fire and you're wonderin' what the hell is up with that big flaming bird thingy?

The situation is bein' handled. Go back to bed and thank god your planet didn't get ate.

Wisdom
Phoenix Force, apparently originating from your dream world bullshit. It's currently got a host and it's host daddy is circlin' the wagons. I'm gettin' my ass drunk. Maybe I'll see you at this pub sometime later.

Pryde
Summers' kid is your girlfriend, ain't she? Sitrep, Pryde.

All Agency
There ain't anything we can do about this thing. Just proceed like normal.

I find it highly alarming that fewer people aren't panicking about the activity outside. I'll also overlook the enthusiasm with which people analyze their dreams.

This wouldn't have happened in Cambridge. I don't know if I should be glad or remorseful that I moved here.

Geek Girl sense is tingling! This tech kitten's going to stay inside with her boo, VPN into work, and spend the day in her Pikachu onesie jammies. My mama didn't raise a stupid child. ... well, besides my brother Carl. He's special, though. (He ate paint chips as a kid.)

Wait, what was - right, the situation outside. I'm staying in, reheating some Thai, and if I were you, I'd do the same. Just sayin', we should have a Normal People Protocol for OC Shenanigans.

Yeah okay what the hell was that last night?

My head really hurts, and I can't shut off the Heaven Glowies. Guess no going out for me today.

Sometimes, I just don't know what I let this guy talk me into...

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I don't do pets. But I've acquired a pig and it has taken a fondness to me. It seems to enjoy my pool more than I do.



I'm unsure of what to do with it. I've never had a pet.

You'd think after waking up to the sky on fire not much else would surprise me. But then again Orange County. Woke up with a scar on my face I don't remember earning in real life.