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Is it summer vacation yet?

If wearin' eighteen pounds of black leather in the middle of sunny goddamned california is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Well, well, well, Orange County. Finally I get sent somewhere that I can have a little fun. Just in time for beach season, too.

I guess I should formally introduce myself. I'm Harry Osborn, and I'm going to be running the big new OsCorp building that's just gone up in Santa Ana. Our doors officially open at the end of the month, so I've got a couple of weeks to bum around and see what there is out here. Where do all the cool kids hang out?

Filter: Frodo
You spoke to me about a car collection, can I poke at it??

Curious. Does anyone meditate? Practice tai chi or any of that zen type stuff? If you do ... what's it like, I guess?

It's times like these when I wish I could drink. Damn you tiny humans inside my body.

I've reached the end of my dreams. I almost wish that I would have never dreamed this last dream, but alas, the dream world is mean.

But in better news this weekend is my first official Mother's Day even though I'm not technically a mother just yet, but Anakin and I are going up to Oregon for the weekend to see my mother and the rest of my family.

They haven't seen me since I announced the pregnancy, so this will be an interesting trip and hopefully a lot of fun.

oh my god

pops is coming to visit me

and for some reason he thinks i have a boyfriend

OKAY.

I AM HAVING AN EMERGENCY.

I WILL PAY SOMEONE 20 BUCKS TO PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND FOR LIKE, AN HOUR.

YUNIE. I HATE HIM.