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Hello my lovelies! Guess who has just learned to apport! And I can teleport! Oh, and I dreamed of actually doing nice things for people. Still waiting on all the 'love' based stuff, but as I sit here in my pool full of glitter, drinking a bottle of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidseick and polishing off my second box of Pierre Hermé Initiation Chat macarons, I can't help but think that today was a good day anyway.

My physics teacher just told me that if I don't bring my grade up then I'm gonna fail and have to take the class over in the summer, which means I won't get to graduate in the spring. So, I need some help. Anyone out there good at physics and want to help me? I guess this is what I get for skipping so much.

Also, Elena and I are talking about selling our house and getting an apartment or something smaller with the money from the sale. She said she knows someone who might be interested, but I know we can't just hand over the keys and stuff. So, I figured I'd see if anyone knows anything about selling a house.

Very proud of my country indeed. The freedom to marry is a fundamental right.

Oh for the love of all things that are holy, would someone be kind enough to come lobotomize me? I've had What Does the Fox Say stuck in my head all day. I can't live like this anymore. Darcy, take care of Lian for me. I'm sorry it had to end like this.

So dream me is dating Tim Drake now. Only dream me doesn't know that he's Tim Drake. Dream me only knows him as Robin and has never seen him with his mask off. Am I old fashioned in thinking that you should probably know a guy's name before you start dating? I mean how do you make a relationship like that work? He can't take off his mask or tell me who he is because he has to protect himself and Batman and I'm all 'that's enough for me, I've been trying to get you to do me since I hit you with that brick'.

I think my forehead is permanently red from facepalming. I'm sure somehow this is Damian's fault.

mi wam so drunk. deliglhtlufy fdrunk. i can flvy liuke batman.

So, I heard this on the radio the other day and it was one of the most fun segments I've heard in a while. And since this is a very diverse group of people I want everyone's opinions.

If you had to pick one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what would it be?

And what song is your favorite song to scream sing?

I think my answer to both of them is: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. It is one of my favorite songs. I even have to do all the instrumentals.

Alright, give me yours!