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After watching this video, I feel like I'm dramatically indulging my dogs. Lucy just lazes about all day watching me work, and Colin is too busy chasing rabbits in his sleep to do much of anything. I've taught them to sit and stay, but that's about as much as they care to do.

Some days, Lucy doesn't even want to walk, she just whines at me until I carry her everywhere.

I actually did wear a tux to the AVNs this year, and I think it was my lucky charm. Two awards, which are always nice to have. Though truly, I have never understood why we have awards shows at all - it is not as if they increase sales.

Perhaps I should retire and start a business of my own or something. I think I need a vacation. I grow restless, and I want something warm, something beachy. Something like Antiva.

Batman is such a jerk. First he compliments me on the fact that I was able to sneak up on him, then he starts using my real name and gets at grit teethed and is all 'I told you to shelve your costume and forget all this. SHELVE IT. FORGET IT. TONIGHT.' and swung away. But damn it, Robin and I work really well together and we're doing good work. I pull my own weight, I've even impressed Batman a few times, but no, I have to quit. Maybe he's just possessive over Robin but whatever, I am not going to let him stop me.

Okay, so I guess I'm just gonna handle this here and hope everyone sees this so I won't have to go over any of this again. Yes, I was at the AVNs, yes that was really me and my boyfriend in that interview, yes I know who my boyfriend is. Yeah, I've seen that article about the high school kid that was suspended for doing porn and then had his suspension lifted and all the support he generated, the boyfriend has seen it too. And I've decided to stop answering the 'what's it like with a porn star?' question mainly because I'm running out of insane things to say and it's starting to get really boring.

It's not been all terrible though, yesterday while I was working some guy who wasn't in my section yells to me 'Hey Yoko! You will never love Brandon the way Zevran does! Brevran forever!' Once I got over my shock I had to step into the back and laugh for a good solid five minutes before I got back to work.

Oh random porn lovers of the OC, please never change.

Well those were some mighty interesting dreams. So, dream me was more or less abandoned by Oliver after he lost a bunch of money and decided to go traveling with Green Lantern and his girlfriend. So what did dream me do? He turned to drugs. Got hooked on heroin and when Oliver did come back, he booted me out instead of trying to help. Dream me eventually quit, cold turkey, with Green Lantern and Black Canary's help instead of Oliver's. After that, dream me decided to work as a drug counselor, which was pretty cool of him since he knew first hand what it was like to get addicted and hit rock bottom. So while I was doing that and being all super heroy at the same time, I was contacted by the Central Bureau of Investigations who were working with drug trafficking and terrorism and wanted me to help.

Now comes the really weird part. One of my missions was to gain the trust of a mercenary named Cheshire, who believe it or not, was my real life ex. Aka, Lian's mother. Long story short, I was supposed to turn her over to the authorities, but what do you think happened instead? Yup, we fell in love, had a torrid affair then I couldn't bring myself to turn her over and eventually, her disregard for life caused me to abandon her.

So, that was interesting. And kind of backwards, since she was the one who pretty much up and left in real life. Really weird to see her after all these years, even if it was only in a dream.

Lesson number six for the day: crashing and burning in the middle of training is a good indication you haven't slept enough in a few days and probably should stop training seven days a week. Also it results in a beautiful black eye. Sorry, Alucard, I messed up my face XD

I miss my Christmas Tree.

So I'm thinking of taking up Judo at school with the hopes I can be a bodyguard or something in the future! Any advice?

Renji
Ah can't wait to see you flip that poor cow across the field, just so you know

Raven
Wanna try another family meal? We succeeded at the last one okay.

Logan
Everything going okay after the OC's fuckery? If you need ta hit something, lemme know.

Sam
How are things going chica?

Remy
Cajun - when you want to talk?

Public
Ah actually bought myself a few new pieces of clothing. They're not even black. Ah'm feeling impressed with myself.