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MY EYES ARE GREEN NOW

FRYD DRA RALG?

I don't even have pupily things they're all SWIRLY. If you need me, I'll be wearing my goggles FOREVER.

Is the fact I had weird dreams about dating my boyfriend's brother a valid excuse to miss class? Because no offense, Bekah, your husband is attractive and nice and all, but gross. At the same time, Damon is really creepy in my dreams and not the sweet, charming guy he is here. I can't win in that place.

I ALSO WOKE UP WITH SOME LOCKET THAT APPARENTLY PROTECTS ME FROM VAMPIRES. GREAT.

So, uh. Serious question. Not having a laugh.

Can anyone else here shoot fucking fireballs from their hands? Bloody dreams.

Oh my god.

That...that 'pit' was horrible. They just...throw men down there until they've gone mad enough to join the cult. No food, just other men and whatever weapons they could scrounge up. Some of them couldn't even remember if they had families.

I might have set off some gas pockets in the process of trying to get to Sam and the others. That palace burned and...

It was so old but I can't bring myself to really care. I got to my friends and that's what mattered. Even if we did get separated.

Had another dream last night. In it, Daphne and I tried to start a Gay-Straight Student Alliance at our school in an attempt to improve tolerance since I kept getting harassed and no one was doing anything about it. No one seemed interested, so Brian suggested we hand out condoms. Not really surprised there. So, we did that and a few students showed up, but when they realized it wasn't a club about sex, they left. So we had about six students and right before we started, my teacher came in and put a stop to it, because apparently we didn't go through the right channels for starting a club. That's bullshit, if you ask me.

Hey guys... When I woke up this morning, I had this crazy stripe of white mixed in with my hair. I was dreaming... I had this intense dream about playing in the ballroom with my sister. She was making snow! With magic powers! It was a great dream, a really really great dream. We made a snowman named Olaf who likes warm hugs, and then I was jumping from snow bank to snow bank... and then everything went insanely cold and black. And I woke up.

And my hair turned white. Just a streak. It's so weird! I don't know how.

It appears that anyone who is associated with Batman, whether it's my father or Dick, really doesn't have a life full of sunshine and puppies. Or maybe that's just me. So, when I found out that my father had named Tim is heir, I was not happy. To say the least. I went so far as to file an injunction against it. Now, remember, in my dreams, I'M TEN! I'm ten years old and I filed an injunction. What other ten year old would know to do that? I also became involved with Wayne Industries. Again, what ten year old does that?

After that, someone decided to steal my father's skull from his grave, so Dick and I decided to take the rest of his skeleton as well as my grandparents' to our base for safe keeping. It was kind of creepy and I was pretty shaken by seeing the bones of my family like that. So then, someone named Deadman possesses not only Dick, but me as well. When he left my body, he left me with knowledge of an attack caused by The Black Lanterns. Me, Dick and Tim go on and save Commissioner Gordon and Oracle and some other officers from some reanimated versions of some of my father's deceased villains. Do we get a break after that? Nope. The Black Lanterns then decide to reanimate not only Dick's parents, but Tim's as well. So we have to fight them then Dick tells me to send in Mr. Freeze's Freeze Ray and he winds up freezing himself and Tim so that the Black Lanterns can't get any life signs off of them. Deadman helped the revive them after that.

And if all of that wasn't enough, I went to see my mother sometime after that and found out that she had cloned me and was making a replacement, because I had completely sided with my father's side. I told her that becoming Robin had been the best thing that ever happened to me and that she didn't need to save me from something that I chose. She said I was no longer welcome and was now an enemy of the House of al Ghul. I told her that I hoped I'd be a worthy one.

[Filtered from Stephanie Brown]

Oh yeah and I started to take an interest in Stephanie. Well, I sort of had an interest in her before, even if it was mostly hatred with a little bit of respect. I was actually really mean to her a lot of the time. Once I had called her fatgirl, only to be reprimanded by Supergirl. So, I don't really know if it was so much as took an interest in her or went out of my way to make her life miserable whenever we happened to work a case together. That and it's so obvious that dream me has a crush on her.

I'm really leaning toward this Winter Wedding idea. Perhaps next November or December? Imagine how amazing the colors would look! Purple, white and silver. Perhaps with baby blue? I need to start desiging my wedding dress. I've got all kinds of ideas! Maybe somewhere where there's snow.

Now if I thought the first dream I had was crazy, these recent ones were even more so.

So, Amy tried to kiss The Doctor the night before we were supposed to get married. The Doctor took us to Venice in 1580. I wasn't the least bit surprised that the TARDIS was bigger on the inside, which annoyed The Doctor. We all almost got killed by what we thought were vampires, but were really aliens. I yelled at The Doctor when I thought Amy was in danger and we eventually defeated the aliens. The Doctor was going to drop us off at the Leadworth Registry Office so we could get married, but Amy was reluctant about it so I just told them to drop me off where they found me, but instead Amy asked The Doctor to let me come with them and he agreed.

Dream me was right about one thing; there is something about The Doctor that causes his companions to want to put themselves in danger, which Amy proved, and I don't understand what it is.

Can someone do me a huge favor and beat me upside the head until this song stops playing in there on repeat? It's driving me absolutely insane.

Then again, it's better than trying to figure out Dumbledore's Will