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I hope this snow doesn't mess with the airport, because this year I'm going to be spending Christmas in Scotland with Gendry, meeting his parents. I'm both nervous and excited. I just hope I don't say the wrong thing around them, because anyone who knows me knows that I lack a filter. I don't exactly think before I speak so sometimes what comes out of my mouth is even a surprise to me.

Alright guys. I ordered a ton of different sleds from Amazon yesterday during the blizzard. They should be here today around noon-ish.

If you want to go sledding I am going to [insert park here] at 1:30! I hope a bunch of you can join me because I have way more sleds than I need. We can probably donate them afterwards to a charity or random kids in the park that want to use them.

OHMYGODSNOW! I've never seen Snow before! This is exciting!! I can't wait to go sledding, and make snowmen and snow angels!!

ELSA! Did you see the snow?? OH MY GOD SNOW!

Fuck Zeus! Fuck him with something large and spiky and sandpapery!

Anchises. He was beautiful even after Zeus crippled him, our boys were beautiful too. Good boys, like their father. I couldn't stay with him and I could not take him with me. As he grew older before my eyes I knew he needed a real wife so I sent him one and I'd like to think he was happy. Aeneas, our oldest, carried him from Troy and he later died in Sicily. I was there when he passed, I don't know why I went because it was so damn hard to keep it together, it was a peaceful passing at least. And now I feel...

But yeah, fuck Zeus. Not Zachary of course, that bastard he dreamed of, that bastard can go and fuck himself. And fuck love too while we're at it, it's a terrible, shitty thing.

Wow! I never expected the weather to be quite this exciting when I moved back here but isn't it amazing?

It looks set to continue for a while yet people, so please wrap up warm and enjoy yourselves but be careful too. Snow is beautiful and lots of fun but it can get dangerous very quickly.

No flurries are predicated yet, but it will continue to fall at a steady pace. Please be careful on the roads if you have to travel and check the train station and airport websites for their latest updates. We have been told that some services will be affected.

Oh and some people might recognise me from the TV but for those who don't I'm Elsa and I'm Arendelle Networks newest weather reporter.

I thought maybe Christina would be a little bit older before she got to experience snow for the first time. Turns out, cold makes her scream. Who'd have thought? ;)

Anyway, it's beautiful. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying the fire in the fireplace and the Christmas Music quite a bit more.

The ground is covered in snow. It's... cold. But I don't feel cold. I think it's from my dreams, really. I'm never cold in my dreams. I'm dead in my dreams. I almost miss shivering. Almost.

Also, I got to dress Bella for the prom in my dreams, and that was pretty amazing. Prom. Fun times.

Snow! And cold! We all know what that means everybody - yes that's right I can wear the ridiculous amount of jumpers I brought with me that everybody told me I'd never get to wear.

Thank you weather god!

Welp.

Finally figured out what that white outfit in my closet was used for and it was for general kickass-ery. Apparently I am not afraid to bust out some aggressive negotiations if I have to. And I'll profess that I love Anakin quite easily in the face of danger And I can hold my own with a couple of Jedi - I like to think my dream self was pretty bad ass.

It was a couple days of dreaming since this battle was so involved. I woke up achey the next day, but I'm feeling much better. But it doesn't bode well that the war has officially started in my dream universe because I know this means people are going to get hurt and die and I'm a worrier.

And the nice shocker of the dreams was that Anakin and I got married. Secretly. With only two droids as our witnesses. I can talk about this in the open because he had the same dream last night when we got snowed in together. Unfortunately my dress showed up the night before after I finished dreaming and now he's bugging me to try it on.

I need to get out of this house and play in the snow or something.

( How my car felt this morning: )

I, for one, am not complaining about the snow, but rather find it relaxing. Ice is apparently my element, though I am surprised that it is snowing here of all places.

I think I might go make snow angels or snowmen if anyone would like to join me.

I am just going to run around in the snow for like... as long as it's here. If there is any weather I truly love, it's snow. I love the sight of freshly fallen snow. I love pretty snow flakes. I love snow on the trees...

There is little that could make me happier than this.

Well, looks like Christmas is going to be pretty interesting this year. At least I got some goddamn sleep.

Um, hello? Not quite sure what to say here, but this man I met yesterday, Chuck, told me that I should look up this network. I guess I should introduce myself and see what happens?

My name is Sarah and I'm the manager over at Orange, Orange frozen yogurt shop in Irvine. I don't hope to keep that job forever, but it's a decent job for the moment. I've recently moved here from New York to spend more time with my mother and a change of scenery. I love gymnastics and martial arts, so if you ever want a trainer in either of those I have some experience in training people and I make a great sparring partner.

And that's about it. I'm just enjoying my declared snow day because only strange people want frozen yogurt when there was a blizzard last night. And I don't want to deal with them.

I don't recall being able to cook this well when I tried to make fish stew the other evening. Is it really possible to have a 'wish on a star' come true?

I think I'm going to try and cook Christmas dinner for my girlfriend.

( Greetings from Bora Bora, suckers. )

Ugh, New Year's. When you're single it's the second worst holiday ever. I for one am going to sit at home in my jim-jams and read. Or maybe watch awful movies on telly. Lifetime's doing a film about Lizzie Borden, when does that come out? That looks hysterical.

( Cut for vaguely NSFW, visible to all )

The snow is impeding my experiments. This won't do.

Of all the things I expected I never expected to beam walk into that. She was so full of life and sound. It was like going home again.

Who knew breathing would be an enjoyable activity. I need to do something....alive.

My housemate is really enjoying the snow. I don't think she's ever seen it outside of TV before. The girl has had a...hard life.

It's nice to see her so happy.

And I slept through the night peacefully, for once. I hope this lasts.