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Attention friends of Lydia Martin!! Has anyone seen her? Her parents called me earlier, but I was working so I only just saw the message. Apparently she's been missing since last night. Anyone? Her parents said they've called her friends, but I know that if you've seen her you might not want to actually tell them if for whatever reason she asked you not to tell. But they seem really freaked. So, anyone?

Why didn't anyone tell us about these fascinating dreams! My brother and I would like to know all there is to know about them. Regale us with your stories, please!

Well, luckily I haven't been struck by whatever is going around, which is nice but I don't usually lie very much. Or at least I don't have a lot of people to lie to, I guess.

I've been so wrapped up in birthdays (Stefan and Henrik) and wedding planning that I haven't had much time to think about anything else. Next weekend will be our wedding and I couldn't be happier or more excited! I'm also really giddy about the idea that the next weekend is Thanksgiving so we will be having our first holiday as a married couple.

Oh no, I realized we haven't even discussed a honeymoon idea. Anyone have any good ideas?

My therapist is going on an extended vacation. Maybe it's for the best. I finally blurted out all the fairytale dream stuff, and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm actually crazy. Hopefully the day improves.

So my dreams were okay. I mean, everyone and their mother warned me not to move here because I'd get creepy scary dreams of horrible things. I'm looking at you, Shepard. At first I thought there was no way I could dream of anything that bad, and then I thought: Well, Lara's dreams are pretty bad, but she shouldn't have to do this alone.

Then I got here, and I dreamed about being daddy's little girl and having more adventures with Lara. I was like... These dreams? I can so handle these bitches. But now the ship's crashed and Lara's missing and there's this creepy guy. And my real life me is like "SAAAAM why would you trust this guy, he's super creeepy!" But she's not listening to me.

So... whatever. Stupid dreams. Here, have a video about an adorable spider instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

Can we talk about how adorable this spider is? Omg. It's all: " D8 what is that? Oh god it's going to eat me! My life is so hard and scary!"

BRB, getting a laser pointer to distract the spiders in the bathroom with.

Well, I've been put on suspension and have to go to sensitivity training this weekend. I still can't believe I said that. I'm still a little mortified, but I guess on the plus side, I'll have a lot of free time for the rest of the week, so I'm going to make dinner for Mickey tomorrow for his birthday.