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So, apparently there's supposedly some study that says that guys who have smaller balls are better fathers than guys who have larger ones. Something about testosterone or something. Honestly, who decides that these are things that need to be studied?

X-ray vision is not all it's cracked up to be. I don't see through clothes, so don't worry ladies, and while it's neat to be able to see the inside of a computer it makes it hard to actually do anything. Imagine driving but the cars keep flashing in and out of being solid in your vision. I narrowly avoid a couple accidents this week. And my coworkers think I'm insane because I tried wearing sunglasses for an entire day.

This almost makes me wish I had stayed in Northern Califnorna.

You know, I might be learning something in Tai-kwon-do. I am actually pretty fast and I have some serious moves. It could be because of the rock I found the other day that a lot of people are talking about. Still, if this lasts, I could be a shadowhunter. Now that is definitely sweet.

( Oh Alec )

What's wrong? It seems like everything is going crazy. My plants haven't attacked, but the cactus is giving me a prickly glare. I haven't heard of any animal wildness either. I'm not sick. Is this something that spreads?

Jessie, Ash, Piers, Robert, everyone - are you okay? It's like those disease movies. Creeptastic.

If half of your personality becomes another person, and that person is missing, what does that mean for the rest of me? Am I not a full person anymore? Am I half dead? I guess it's a good thing I'm not religious, bringing a soul into all of this only makes it weirder.

I feel strange. Not unemotional, but temperate, I guess. Like things that used to super bother me or get to me don't as much? And the highs I used to chase aren't appealing to me anymore. I'm focused, for once. I didn't feel this okay before the dreams, and I've never felt it since. I don't understand. I want to, but I'm not upset that I don't.

I'm not sure we're still going to have that party on Saturday, since everyone is sick and there are a bunch of crazy animals. I'm probably going to stay in that night and not get into too much trouble.

Which means no fancy cake. :(

Yesterday sucked.

It is always a surprise when one's father randomly shows up. Lord help me survive the next day or two with him hovering around my house, while trying not to get under my feet. Although he has stated he's not going to ruin my relationship, he's still hovering with a sense of disapproval.

Also, glad whatever crazy hit us here now isn't affecting me so I don't have to deal with that too.

Jane is one of the sick ones, and she's here in the hospital. If anyone wants to see her.. well they can I think? But like I said, she's really sick.

Fuck I don't know what I'd do without her. I'll be here at the hospital if anyone needs me.

Oh they would start coming again this week. There has to be a reason for it. Someone is out to get me.Pike...

Well, this is very odd.

I awoke this morning to find I was staring at, well, myself. I thought it was you, Raven. But she - I? - just looked at me, and asked me what on earth I was doing still abed. I replied that it was just now a civilized hour, and she looked at me as though I was daft. Told me I ought to be 'up and at 'em' to 'carpe diem'. All with a very oddly sweet smile.

If someone sees her gallivanting around town - probably skipping, for all I know - can you please kill her? She's ruining my reputation.

The ancient Greeks had a steam engine, and mechanical gears.

Do you have any idea how close we were to Steampunk Sparta?

Now for something completely different! To get our minds off of what's going on I know a few people should be interested in this.

Who wants to go to the Orange County Fest of Ales and join my team for the "Beer Run 5K" next weekend?

When you order something online, make sure to pay for the fastest shipping possible.

Because sometimes things -- they just come too late.

It's lovely, though, isn't it? Meteorite. The most unique thing I could find.

This is supposed to be yours. I don't know what to do with it now.

Eight days until I am officially an adult. And then five days after that I am a college student.

I'm a little nervous. What happens if I don't like my roommate? What happens if we have nothing in common?

At least Claire and Elena are both going to UC Irvine too!