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Well this is the weirdest thing to have happened in a while.

I hope everybody is okay, or as okay as they can be.



Gwen? Flemeth? Morgana? Guenevere? Jane? Percy? How are you all doing? Are you still you?

Let me tell you, lookin' in the mirror and seeing a face tha ain't mine ain't comfortable.

What. The. Hell. Who.. wha.. ah mean.. what? Oh ah don't even know how to handle this right now.

Also... who ever... has my body, you hurt it, ah'll hurt you. Fair? Now who's got red hair and a white streak that normally doesn't?

So, valarnet. How many of you will be students at Huntington Beach this month? I'll be starting classes August 28, apparently as a junior. We got the official results in the mail last week about my placement and coursework.

My lord, these tits are so perky! What devil did she make a deal with?

One of the worst things is when you're taking a shower and tip your head back too far when you rinse your hair and wind up inhaling water up your nose. It really hurts the back of your throat.

This isn't okay.

For so many reasons.

Let's see if I can get this thing working. [...] It's not saying anything, though. How about if I

Oh my god. Oh my frigging god what the asdfgljkg hell.

I am. What is even going on this is not me holy god. Please tell me this is one of those dreams everyone is talking about because.

W h a t.

I have. Boobs. Why do I have boobs. Nice boobs, not gonna lie. Holy shit.

Okay, not freaking out. Totally. Not freaking out. What happened where is my body where did I leave it? Because this is. Not mine.

I've heard guys list off everything from their girlfriends to their dog as to what they miss most back home. For me it was always one thing: my momma's cooking. I don't think I'll be saying that for awhile thanks to how much of it I ate last night. Not until next weekend at least.

I swear, if I wake up in someone else's body tomorrow heads will roll. You know, metaphorically.

Today's theme song?

In other news, I'm still me. At least for now. Fair warning if I end up in the body of someone 21 or over I might take it to da club.

Hey Valarnet, didja miss me?

You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Thanks. No, really that means a lot.

I guess I got a few things to say here about what I've been up to in my absence.

Some of it I've probably already said, but I'm on quite a bit of valium right now so everything is comfy cozy and you'll have to bear with me.

• Got my ass married.
  
• Surprise.
  
• Quit drinking (I know I talked about that. I remember talking about that. Right? Right.)
  
• Had a seizure and ended up in the hospital under observation for a week while I detoxed.
  
• A certain angel of mine needs a medal of friggen' honor for not only going out and buying every single pokémon game while, in my even more drugged up stupor, I said I wanted to play pokémon (actually what I think I said was choose you Casicuno and I'M NOT ANY GOOD AT MARIO KART RIGHT NOW MY THUMBS DON'T WORK YOSHI GET IN THE DAMN BALL) and then bought another system so that he could play with me and I'm pretty sure thought about getting a friggen gameboy color just in case.
  
• He also gets medals for, I think, only leaving my room twice the whole friggen week and managing to combine his endearing, earnest powers with my giant fits of not being a very good person to be around to get me a single room after day one. Like, I'm 90% sure he used my hospital pretend shower thing and every time I woke up he was there and only once did he smuggle in pie for me. It was pie and pokémon. That was all he left for. That's how you know you have a keeper.
  
• Possibly no longer have a job because of being kind of unfit to work? I'm not sure. I really need to call and check on that.
  

And I'm back in my own bed now. Earlier was spent watching Shark Week on the good TV (instead of the hospital one, which true to his word, Cas reminded me of,) and now I'm just sort of staring at the laptop filling space when really I should be making out with my husband since I'm not all hooked up to IVs and the bed is a whole decent size and I can roll over.

Never take rolling over for granted.

Never.

Rolling over is amazing.

Cas is here.

Have I mentioned that I love Cas? Because I love Cas.

Oh, and that beautiful, wonderful bastard took my name. True friggen' love right there. Didn't even know he was going to do that until he'd already filled out the paperwork.

SAMMY! SAMMY! MEET MY HUSBAND! HE'S GORGEOUS AND MINE AND AMAZING AT THINGS LIKE BEING MINE. all mine.

Crap.

I need to stop typing. I'm going to go pass out on Cas now. Get him all in my arms and not let him go because I can. It's going to be the most painfully adorable thing you've never seen. Unless you're in our room. In which case, I'm gonna have to ask first why you're in our room and second, for you to leave. This is our room. There's another bed down the hall. Creeper.

All I wanted was to wake up this morning, back in my own body. Is that too much to ask? Seriously, this is not cool.

I got stuck as a bat for about twenty minutes earlier today. I flew into the mirror in the foyer because I didn't have a reflection. Suffice to say, it hurt.