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I feel like it's Christmas. Woke up to some boxers with 'property of SHIELD' on them, a handbook from the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning, a picture album from my days in Excalibur, an authentic Japanese katana, And the shell of an old friend, Widget

Dreaming X-men

I woke up to find comm units in my closet, too.

Scott & Emma

So I got some GPS coordinates. You wouldn't believe what I found there. Cerebra.

Kurt

Santa gave me an image inducer, too.

Don't you just love when you fall asleep on the couch, watching tv and everyone else goes to bed without waking you up? Yeah, that's what just happened to me. Wound up banging my knee into the coffee table when I got up since someone turned off the lights.

I had another dream though. The King came to visit Winterfell with his family and we had a feast. Mother made Jon stay outside the hall, not that it surprises me. She acts almost exactly the same to Jon in real life as in the dreams. The most amusing part though was when I threw food at Sansa. Her and mother weren't amused at all and she made our other brother bring me up to my room, but it was completely worth it. Sorry, Sansa, but the look on your face was just priceless.

And now I should get to sleep since I have practice in the morning.

Hello everyone!

Sorry for the delay, although, perhaps not as much a delay if you weren't necessarily expecting me, but no matter! I'm here, on this Network, a fascinating place really. Kind of like a Facebook, but better. Well everything's better than a Facebook now, isn't it? That's the 'hipster' thing to say, right?

Right, yes, anyway, back from my trek to the Yucatan, brilliant place really. Meandered all over Belize and Mexico, along with some touches into Guatemala and Honduras visiting mostly Mayan ruins. Chichen Itza is nearly as remarkable as people claim it to be, if not more so; in fact, it is definitely more so.

Came down with an odd rash though, still it's going away. Local healers there were more than happy to show me some medicines located in roots and coconuts and other fauna. Really, it was quite remarkable. In fact, the rash was a blessing! I found I should give myself a rash most places I go to learn a bit more about some local customs.

Nevermind all of that though, I am back and will be returning to work pronto. Well, mostly Monday. So not so much pronto.

Anyway, those of you I do not know, I am Troy and it's a pleasure to meet you! Now to play some of my Tortuga.

How do you tell someone that you used to sleep with a bunch of people in the past but you're not going to sleep with anyone anymore because you want them?

And that it's okay for them to touch you?

I'm not used to feelings.

So. I just met a lady who's one of us. Had a nice chat. She happens to mention that a few months ago, San Francisco got fucking destroyed by mutant hunting robots.

A few months ago, I didn't know nothing about who I was or what I could do, so I ain't mad about not knowing then. What I would fuckin' like to know is why nobody told me in the damn mean time. Somethin' that can hunt and kill us? How many more of us don't know? Non, it ain't right.

I want to know what happened, and why, if we know. I also want to fuckin' know if it happen again. This time ol' Remy gonna be on board. I's one of you, not some stupid civilian, dammit.

I really wish I could go a while without dreaming of being in jail. SUPER AWESOME, BRAIN. A++++ WOULD DREAM AGAIN

Oh my fucking god! Fuck this! Fuck life! Fuck napping! Fuck the bed! The pillow! Fuck every goddamn thing.

I dream... Of being a fucking cutesy ass pony with wings that don't work. With some unhealthy obsession with a goddamn walking or rather flying pride flag of a winged pony or some shit! And there were others, and an insane one, and a shy one and a scary one who liked too many sparkles. And like something of needing a stupid Cutie mark or something. Fuck this shit. Why the hell? I don't even like kiddy cartoons so why the fuck am I dreaming in technicolor ponies?!

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Yesterday was ROUGH. Wasn't it rough?

I'm sorry everyone. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. I was just -- it's all funny though, right? Because it was just an accident. Anyway, I just wanted to say that. Because I don't want anyone to be mad or sad or sad and mad or sadly mad... or madly sad?

I've lost track of something here.

I am a genius! You know those delicious marshmallow vodkas? Well, I wanted some Peep flavoured vodka, which they do not make. A rather large hole in the market, I feel!

However. I fixed that.

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I'm marvelous, I know.