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Can't sleep. House still haunted.

Everything seems to be moving in fast motion since I got back since I was released from hospital. The hospital. Oh, you Brits.

[Faiza]
It may sound silly, but I've been calling you my lady-friend. That's what you get for dating a geezer. Anyway... you wouldn't be opposed to it if I called you my girlfriend, would you? It almost sounds like a demotion, lady to girl, but we both know it isn't.

Not in the slightest. :)

Besides, I still have every intention of calling you m'lady in private.

It's cute how teachers think that getting kicked out of their class is some kind of punishment...

I mean, what happens next? Forbidding me to do the homework?

Oh my God. I got myself kicked out of class. I think I want to die.

...Worth it.

...So, now, whenever I can sleep, I get more cracked-out dreams than usual.

Fairies, killer sweets, that creepy puppet and really cute maids... what next, honestly?

You know all those dreams everyone is always talking about? I think I had one.

Apparently, my "dream self" (oooooh, spooookkkyyyy) is, uh, exactly the same as normal me. Which is to say, he has a huge family, a twin brother, and a tendency to be hilarious.

Oh. I'm also apparently a wizard.

You know. Like you... do.

Well that was a fucking messed up dream.

Right, so now we're all having weird dreams. That's not ... creepy, or anything at all.

Hi there. My name is Audrey, and I own and run Baxter Bakery. I've been told this is a good place to meet and talk to people. Having a little bit of trouble sleeping tonight, so I thought I'd pop on.

...but now I'm here... what am I supposed to do? Just... talk about my day?

Does anyone else start thinking "if I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I can conceivably have X hours of sleep." and then just watch the number X go down the longer you stay awake? That's what I'm going through right now.

Anyway, hi.

I had the most wonderful dreams! This beautiful forest, and an underground city! It was...it felt so real, and wonderful!

I'm going to Boston for the weekend. If I don't return, assume I've been arrested. I plan on using an insanity plea in my defense. Luckily, I have enough savings to hire a decent lawyer.

Orange County again. Just lame.