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You know who deserves a holiday? Room service waiters. Thank you, room service waiters, for tolerating seeing people in various states of drunkenness, undress, or all of the above. This tip's for you.

These fucking dreams are driving me crazy.

First I'm some badass chick with all these superpowers. Then this woman shows up claiming to be my Watcher, but she's evil.

And I'm trying to kill my friends ex boyfriend cause he's a vampire who came back from hell.

What the ever loving fuck? Fuck trusting people. It only gets you shit in the end.

Constantly dreaming of car crashes is enough to give anyone a complex, right? It's always the same thing, night after night... and then there's that woman, still begging for me to find the Silver Crystal for her.

I think I finally know what I have to do

All hands on deck for this one. We've got another alien invasion. It's going to be a long weekend so cancel your plans.

I've never actually wanted to kill someone before. It's rather startling, as emotions go.

Someone is quite lucky that I'm not a violent person. How dare anyone make light of what happened.

Did something really happen to Thor Odinson? I just had lunch with him the other day! I'm actually surprised I wasn't on the sex list.

Looks like I made the tabloid too...

I really don't have the time for this, but let me just set the record straight once and for all:

Yes, Tony Stark and I are getting married. We're currently planning on a Spring wedding. No, I am not pregnant nor do we have any plans to become pregnant.

I feel like every time I post on this thing it's just a count down until I get this thing out of my belly! A little over a month now and then I can hand it over to James and it can be his problem.

Yes, right now the baby is an it because I'm angry at it for making me crave deep fried pickles covered in chocolate and making me so scatter brained that I put the clothes in the dish washer instead of the washing machine.

I don't - he can't be dead and I'm so sorry Oliver and everything is so wrong right now. He can't be dead. He can't. He was so kind and

Alright, I'm going to point something out to people. If you don't mind. When you write, tag, mention, or react to a writer who is, obviously out of her mind, and notorious for lies and deceit; you're only making her ratings go up, her viewers go up, and therefore her pay and columns go up. So, stop mentioning her?

That is all.

You guys think Skeeter's telling the truth about Thor? Think there's anything we can do to help? I don't know. I feel like we should be doing something right now.

This does not even warrant commenting on. Most people will likely fall into two groups: they will know the truth or they will believe I am in denial or covering for him. But, for the record, I love him and he treats me right.