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Well. This is new. You all will have to bear with me a little; I'm not too great with computers.

That said. I don't know if there's something I do, or just ask out loud - would anyone maybe be looking for a tailor? Either as a solo job, or in a shop or even a factory?

In the interests of full disclosure, I was recently let go from my previous place because I was apparently too direct in telling a very tall lady that cap sleeves made her look like a three year old girl.

So we had a literal Boston Marriage last week.....

Has anyone else dreamed of the end of the world and machines

I don't think I've slept in three days.

Does anyone know any good painters? I need to spruce up my plane.

Forget dog whisperers. I need a cow whisperer.

I know holiday songs sort of universally stink based on the fact that we've all heard them about a million times. That's why this is the new Christmas song I'm playing around the house, but I think you'll enjoy it even if you don't celebrate Christmas. Hanukah is so early this year!

Ugh. If one more person demands I say something ~pretty and Irish~, I'm going to murder them.

Question, internet citizens: what is the best type of pie?

So everybody on this is crazy yeah? Is it contagious?

I'm not sure it would go down well if I turned up to my new job on Monday and was completely mental. I'd like to at least ease into it.