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Happy Turkey Week, everyone!

I'm starin' ta love this holiday.

You ever fall asleep at work when you've been awake most of the night going over research and other stuff? Cause I kind of just woke up, and have the home row kind of embedded in my forehead now. I think the mouse is kind of a long shot, since it somehow situated itself in a little puddle of coffee I knocked over, since apparently Maxwell House is now known to not stave off exhaustion.

Your tax dollars at work, Valarnet.

Go figure.

At any rate, that isn't even what I came on here to post about. Just the set up to the weirdness I'm going into next. Sue me for being not exactly eloquent here, I just woke up on my desk.

Those dream things a few of you mentioned? Looks like I'm now a member of that little club. Somewhere I can pick up my membership card?

So. Who here has heard of a Gotham that's probably not the one in New Jersey? Where Bruce Wayne owns restaurants that you have to lie to get into, and brings prima ballerinas to, and I'm some kind of civil servant who compares myself to the appointed officials in the Roman Empire?

That was...weird. And a little uncomfortable. Not as uncomfortable as explaining what just happened to my boss is gonna be...

Okay, so I'm glad I've got a day off this week after all. Maybe I could even use it.

I am in awe of the two men who created this delight: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwxRaIoxZgc ). So. I have a meeting tomorrow, but it ends at eleven thirty. I know what I'm spending the afternoon doing! Anybody want to join me/loan me their easybake oven?

I mean I'm sure there's one around somewhere that Roy must have used or something...

Okay, who am I kidding? The only way Roy would've touched a cooking thing was if it featured tiny cyanide or iocaine capsules to drop into the heart shaped cakes as an extra special secret ingredient.

Still, I feel committed to improving upon this delicious looking meal tomorrow evening and you're invited to join me at the office front of Just Play where I'm definitely gonna do this!

And if you can't make that, stay tuned for Wednesday, when I recreate the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!




...The things I do to get out of reading scholarship essays...

What life is like.


What life should be like.

If you disagree, you are wrong.